If Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon was to comment on the African Footballer of the year award to Yaya Toure ahead of Mikel Obi, this is what he would say:
“I am maniacally bewildered and flabbergasted at the paraplegic crinkum crankum that characterised the Glo CAF awards culminating in an od oriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga! The jiggery pokery of CAF in crowning Yaya Toure instead of our very own prodigy John Obi Mikel is a veritable bugaboo that must be pooh-poohed by all compos mentis homo sapiens!
