OH GOD!!! David Moyes Plan 6 Years United Stay

             

The world and it’s mother may be 100% sure David Moyes is set for the sack at Man United, the man himself is cool as a cucumber, taking a leaf out of Blatter’s ‘What crisis?’ book.

At his pre-Olympiakos presser, Moyes faced the media’s inquisition on his job position, with the implication that it was now untenable after the weekend’s defeat to Liverpool.

Moyes pleaded for calm, saying nothing’s changed, and indeed nothing will change, not just at the end of this season – nor the next, nor the next one, nor the next one: Moyes is making plans for 6 years at Manchester United, and his haters can like it or lump it.


The United manager then made an effort to contextualise what’s gone wrong this season, saying that some of the more shocking defeats have stuck with the squad, and that they’ve struggled to turn the page.

So 6 more years of Moyes then…just don’t tell this guy.