CHELSEA 0 WESTHAM 0: Watch Mourinho's After Match Interview

                       
The funny quotes have been doing the rounds, and the video clip is now up of Jose Mourinho and Sam Allardyce’s war of words following Chelsea’s 0-0 draw with West Ham. The beef originated with Mourinho’s sour grapes at being unable to breach West Ham’s parked bus, with Big Sam’s side deploying ‘tactics from the 19th century, in Mourinho’s words.


Mourinho then joked that the only recourse left for Chelsea was to use a Black & Decker drill and bore a hole through the Hammers rearguard, much to the hilarity of the cooing journos. Big Sam’s was then called upon to give his two penneth on Mourinho’s trolling, to which he immediately let out a big belly laugh.

‘He can’t take it can he, he just can’t take it that we’ve out-tacticked him, out-witted him’.

Big Sam summed up his interest in Mourinho’s gripes with an emphatic ‘I don’t give a shite!’, which was inevitably bleed out by the PC Brigade.