27 December 2013

Lionel Messi acquires neighbour's house in annoyance

Lionel Messi extended his all-encompassing power beyond the pitch to the real estate market, recently buying the house of raucous neighbors because he had just about enough of their shenanigans.
Diario Gol (h/t SportsGrid) reports Messi's neighbors became so annoying that he bought up their house and plans on extending his already sizable estate.
We suggest you consider the same the next time the neighbors blast music at ungodly hours. Instead of bothering police, just phone your real estate agent like a champ.



From the report, things started out as amicably as you would hope. The neighbors fell on hard times and couldn't meet the demands of mortgage payments, so they offered to let Messi buy their house.
Messi has procured a construction company to refurbish the lot with a revamped pool and the destruction of that ill-conceived wall.

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